Wet

KMJ’s wife

Person 1:Is water wet?
KMJ: My wife makes me wet
Person 1: So your wife is water? daaamn

by Summalummadingdong March 11, 2024

Wet Crumpet

A Crumpet soaked in Tea

Man i love Wet Crumpets for Breakfast

by Spilled April 28, 2019

wet high five

When 2 men jerk each other off and get cum on each other’s hands, and then high five afterword.

Hey man I’m kinda horny, do you wanna give each other a wet high five?

by Gfhiyh June 22, 2018

Wet Hamburger

When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach

Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops

Person 2: Nice dude

by fucking mad lad douglas March 4, 2021

Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.

Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.

by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020

wet rishi

a “wet Rishi” is a sex move where a tiny prick is struggling to remain upright covered in water while offering impossible guarantees of a good time.

friend1: what did you do last night?
friend2: we tried having sex in the shower but he kept pulling a wet Rishi, so we gave up and watched TV instead.

by brexitbritain May 23, 2024

Wet laci

A wet laci is the act of covering your face in blue face paint similar to mordecai and then smashing your face into a banana cream pie

Be careful I heard that girl pulls wet lacis on the daily

by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022