munch to fuck

Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.

This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.

When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.

The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.

Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!

Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.

Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.

Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!

by Beester May 16, 2009

fucking kinda

Refers to a manipulation expert usually working behind the scenes to fuck people over.

Person 1: He tried to convince her to live with him just so he can have a chance with her after she breaks up with her boyfriend.
Person 2: Fucking Kinda.

by demoedits October 16, 2019

crusty fuck

An older individual who is dirty in appearance and also an asshole.

"Did you see that old man hit our car with his shopping cart, what a crusty fuck!"

by Travvykenj December 10, 2013

Atomic Fuck

When you fuck somebody so hard that the atoms collide and cause a nuclear blast, disintegrating everything nearby.

Frank: "Why is Jake not here and half the town is missing?"
Josh: "Because Jake atomic fucked a girl into oblivion"

by erp01 February 5, 2018

puffle fuck

Noun:

Displeasure order distain for another's emotionally unstable view of ambiguous gender identity or gender "fluidity."

If you want to be taken seriously on scientific subjects, don't be a "puffle fuck."

by Say nay July 9, 2017

Sniping Fuck

One who chooses the sniper rifle in online FPS because he lacks the tactics to use any other weapon

"i just got killed off a wee sniping fuck" "That sniping fuck just quick scoped me"

by amanagainstquickscoping November 13, 2011

Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.

"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"

by Monkey baws January 12, 2017