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Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023
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King of all baby oil

Guy1: who’s the king of all baby oil?
Guy2: it’s fucking Diddy you bitch get a home why the fuck toy asking me this
by Willm Shakspr November 16, 2024
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I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
by Pope X November 26, 2024
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All rackets, no balls

When you need multiple items, components, or skills to complete a task, but your missing one of them.
Harry had the proper dance costume but his dance moves sucked. He was all rackets, no balls.
by Harry1616 April 28, 2024
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all over it

The person desires said thing/person. They plan to obtain/do it soon because it is good.
When Sally saw the gold crutch, she knew Little Timmy would be all over it.
by becky July 23, 2003
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all roads lead to rome

an idiom for "No matter what path or way you do something, the outcome/ending will always be the same"
Sometimes used to harass happy couples
Guy 1: I love my beautiful girlfriend she's so kind and sweet to me
Guy 2: All roads lead to Rome
Guy 1: Fuck off
by skinslicer27 October 7, 2025
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All Bag

A golf term used to describe someone who has all the latest equipment and expensive taste but can’t play very well. Also used in the business world to describe people who dress nice and can put on a front but can never finish a project or close a deal.
When Johnny shows up on the golf course, he is all bag. He looks great until he swings.
by Crabman69 May 3, 2019
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