Cake Day

A euphoric day in which pleasure comes from circumstances in which one is driven by desire, as one might be driven to eat the irresistible sugar in a cake.

A first kiss would make a normal day into a cake day.

by jessvancar November 20, 2009

day student

An incredible loser.

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Valentines Day

The only only easy way to get sex.

Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.

Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.

by Hyena King February 14, 2010

Green day

1. A day spent doing nothing but smoking marijuana(it's said that the band Green Day got it from being stoned and watching Sesame Street).

2. A band from Oakland, California consisting of three members: Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt(real name is Michael Ryan Pritchard) and Tré Cool(AKA Frank Edwin Wright III). And just a reminder for new fans: GREEN DAY IS TWO WORDS. Idjits...

3. The coolest fucking band in existence.

1. Yesterday was a green day.
2. "It's GREEN DAY, not Greenday. Dumbass."

by Jennifer Strong April 10, 2006

Groundhog Day

A condition in which one is so constipated that the poo is limited to a slight exposure, enough to reveal its shadow, and then retreats back into its hole.

Rats! I had a Groundhog day today! Hopefully tomorrow will be my Spring cleaning!

by Sakekij January 21, 2009

Boxing Day

The day after Christmas where people return presents they received because they either already had a duplicate, or just didn't like the item.

17:03 Joe32: what do you guys do on boxing day?
17:03 John33: Return crap presents.
17:03 Joe32: oh
17:03 John33: Buy more ****
17:03 Joe32: why dont we have that holiday?
17:03 John33: For returning presents.

by USS Vagrant December 28, 2005

DAY WALKER

A PROSTITUTE THAT WALKS THE STREETS DURING THE DAYLIGHT HOURS

I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE LAS VEGAS STRIP AT NOON. WHEN I RAN INTO A DAY WALKER WITH A SHORT SKIRT TRYING TO CHARGE ME 300 AN HOUR. JUST FOR ME!!!

by TOM TRAVELER October 22, 2010