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Shopping with your Mom Legs

When your shopping with your mom and your legs get tired but you can't sit down. Also can happen in other places when you get fed up with being around your mom. Also includes girlfriend, sister, wife etc.
We were about to leave the mall but then my mom sees a sales rackand starts looking through it, and i got Shopping with your Mom legs right there, on the spot.
by colton3227 November 14, 2010
mugGet the Shopping with your Mom Legsmug.

I fucked your mom

Something salty 12 year old will say while there mom isn’t home
by Booty_Hole_Destroyer November 8, 2020
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your mom gay lol

This is a phrase that one must use given the situation that they have nothing better to say. It can be used out of randomness or used to save a conversation in an instant. If you are told this you should take no offense to this statement for the speaker is just trying to spice up the conversation.
*During passing period*
Kid1: Hey what’s good Mikey?
Kid2: Your Mom gay lol
*Kid2 shuffles away in an avian like fashion*
Kid1: me too
by Fesho November 8, 2017
mugGet the your mom gay lolmug.

Anti-Anti-Vax-Mom

A person that is against anti-vaccine people.
Hi! I’m an Anti-Anti-Vax-Mom!
by Butterfly_wingz May 4, 2019
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Your Mom Eats Penis

Ummm.... no real definition needed, just look at the phrase.
Your Mom Eats Penis better than Vadim does.
by Johnny Longhorn April 28, 2003
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your mom goes to college

one more wonderful instance of U.S. pop-culture hivethink. may puzzle anyone over the age of 18, and will certainly fall out of use within the decade.

*note from entry-writer: I'm a mom, I go to college, I love Napoleon Dynamite, and I had never 'til today heard the phrase used in conversation.
kid one: (blahblahblahblahblah) kid two: Your mom goes to college! kid one: ?!
by kaelsleeps September 24, 2007
mugGet the your mom goes to collegemug.

I Am your mom

What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.
Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?

Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.
by tellthetruth February 28, 2008
mugGet the I Am your mommug.

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