love one out

A term for masturbation accidentally coined by James Dobson and used by John Oliver.

Dude 1: Hey, wanna go play frisbee golf?
Dude 2: Nah. I'm gonna go love one out.

by Dougedatamazingdog June 7, 2018

one leaf clover

Used to describe someone with a pea sized brain.

Person 1: Oh no I broke my mom’s car keys!

Person 2: You are a one leaf clover.

by pekpekmomabaho May 27, 2021

Nice one, Tel

The highest form of approval one friend can offer another.

Male Friend #1: I'm going on a holiday to Adelaide... First class all the way!

Male Friend #2: Nice one, Tel

by Stuey C. Larke March 27, 2019

One-eyed Gypsy

when someone skeest in a girl's eye to blind her, steals her belongings, and runs away (like a gypsy would)

"I gave her the one-eyed gypsy, came up on a ps3, a Cool Runnings DVD, and some scented candles, and got the fuck out of there!"

by Abraham Autumnwood July 17, 2012

One's Blood is Drawn

A saying used during Shakespearean and now in modern times where it is used as a way of saying "Im bloody Pissed of mate". Usually used after someone has angered or upset you. The phrase is considered to border on being hostile. Other variations/meanings include "What the fuck!" or "Screw you bitch". Sometimes it could be interpretd as "I'm to fucking kill you you mother-fucker!" in extreme circumstances.

Person1:"Hey your a fat piece of shit"
Person2:"One's blood is drawn"

by coopi December 9, 2008

spin one up

the act of rolling a joint.

Yo- Imp why don't you spin one up ya know?
That stupid hippe should spin one up eh?

by gumbolis March 1, 2008

View Bass One

The man entitled to the right to fuck your bitch.

Yo, View Bass One, you can fuck my bitch!

by voicelesss January 1, 2012