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Fat Knot Syndrome

This is a syndrome seen amongst men who wear their ties with overly large, exaggerated fat knots. Often, the ties these men are found to be wearing can be seen in colours such as pink and lavender; and patterns such as multi-coloured stripes, dots and paisleys.

Men who fall prey to this syndrome typically work for private financial organisations, investment banks; and consultancies.

These men display an arrogant, superior air. There is much false confidence shown. At times it can also be observed there is a direct correlation between the width of the knot and the amount of arrogance present.

Many of these men suffered financially in the recent global financial crisis. Organisations such as Babcock and Brown and Macquarie Group, two companies that employ many men with fat knot syndrome, have seen their share prices fall dramatically.

It is not uncommon for men who have fat knot syndrome to simultaneously suffer from small penis syndrome and/or short man syndrome. When more than one syndrome is present this is of distinct dislike amongst the female population.
That guy from Accenture is suffering from a major case of fat knot syndrome.
by alisonv December 15, 2008
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anorexic fat ass

Some one who's skinny as fuck but eat like a 500 pound man and they are they real og
Dude she just ate 7 tacos but she weighs like 80 pounds, she's an anorexic fat ass.
by Blondebabe377 December 4, 2015
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big fat dyke

one who is cosmically larger than a real live sister of Safros lesbian, cunt lapper,queer,one who is stuck with the finger,fibraqueen
by puxatoniphil May 28, 2008
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Fat Man Bite

When an individual is lazy or tired and takes a bite out of food. The person takes his or her piece of food (Pizza, for example), holds it above their head, tilts their neck back, flips the food the other way (So the back of their hand is facing their head), and loosely puts it downward into their mouth. This is usually accompanied by a moan of delight.
"Steve was so high last night! He had a twinkie and did the Fat Man Bite on it."
by Bruk August 5, 2008
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bad case of the fats

1. When someone gains an excessive amount of weight or lets themselves go.
2. Can also be used to describe an overweight or obese person who shows little concern for personal body image.
Frank used to be tight but now he has a bad case of the fats.
by Cancerboy March 19, 2008
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Unidentified Fat Object

Can be defined as someone so large they make the ground rumble with every footstep; there so gross they make you wanna piss on them.
Is that an earthquake? No it’s just another Unidentified Fat Object walking down the stairs. Ohhh right
by Lalalalalalallalalallalala August 31, 2009
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fat house cat

a fat house cat is when you have a cat that lives in your house that is fat ( also when he eats a lot) it will also poop on your clothing.
Person: "WOW! she is such fat house cat"
Person 2: "I KNOW RIGHT"
by Pooppoopbedooppoop January 19, 2018
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