cock punch

This is obviously when you stuff a rooster in a blender, turn the blender on high, and wait for your delicious beverage.

Dude, you want to pour me some Cock Punch?

by Taco Sanchez August 4, 2006

cheaters cock

The shaving of a males pubes to make it appear that your cock is bigger than it actually is. This act usually adds 1+ inches to the male cock.

Also known as ADVANTAGE COCK

Larry shaved the base of his cock to give the affect that he is bigger than he actually is... Man that's cheaters cock!!!

by Thomas B 4 Real August 2, 2007

Cock whore

See Bill O' Reilly.

Bill O' Reilly is a cock whore.

by Funker_joe January 17, 2005

Fat Cock

Something that your dad does not want to be known as.

Son: Fat Cock!

Dad: Don't call me that!

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

Cock Knocker

An individual who exudes an aura of extreme fuckwittery!

Bruce is a right Cock Knocker!!

Yeah what a fuckstick!

by Maverick 293 October 23, 2009

Alarm Cock

A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.

My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.

by Darren O'Donnell October 11, 2008

Pea-cock

A person with an abnormaly small Penis

Person 1: So i got brad to sleep with me and then when i got his pants down he was a total Pea-cock!

by PurpleCatDisorder April 12, 2010