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disappointing your mother

To masturbate while high. Usually applied to men, but can be applied to women as well.
I smoked 10 bowls then went home and disappointed my mother.
Leaf hit twenty dabs and said, "Let's all go disappointing your mother."
by Titobanana February 10, 2014
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Tell your face

A way of telling someone that they are using the wrong facial expression for a situation. usually shouted
Person 1: hey dumbass
*looks at friends expression*
Person 1: woah dude, I was only joking
Person 2: I know that
Person 1: TELL YOUR FACE!!!!!
by jack thomas 1995 March 16, 2011
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What's your Scene?

What your interests, hobbies are; the things that make yourself you.
Hey, what's your scene?
My Scene is hanging with my friends or staying home watching netflix
by LuvJRVB March 17, 2018
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Whats your Tee

Person#1: Hey girl, whats your tee?

Person#2: Nothing chillin' how about you?
by kiki18191 February 24, 2009
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rocks your socks

The same as "Floats your boat" - doing something that makes you happy.
Steve said he really wants to go abseiling, so I told him "whatever rocks your socks, buddy".
by Warrior Woman February 20, 2015
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Put Your Ski's On

Hey slugger, buck up! Put your ski's on!
by Steven Wonderfulness April 1, 2009
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Harvest your corn

I wish to engage in the activity of 'harvest your corn.'

Yo' trick, I wanna' harvest yo' corn.
by Mosaicc April 12, 2009
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