A symptom exclusive to males in a workplace charged with high levels of testosterone. Essentially whatever few women present in the workplace become objects of fancy regardless of personality, beauty or behaviour.
In extreme cases, the male formulates reasons or excuses in his own mind pointing to 'proof' that said female actually fancies him.
This disorder is especially pertinent in workplaces with over a 70% presence of males.
In extreme cases, the male formulates reasons or excuses in his own mind pointing to 'proof' that said female actually fancies him.
This disorder is especially pertinent in workplaces with over a 70% presence of males.
Male Banker #1: I quite fancy Jenna, you know. Think she was checking me out from across the desk.
Male Banker #2: Mate, she was checking the time on the office clock right next to you. You need to get away from your work more often, you're beginning to develop Office Girl Syndrome.
Male Banker #2: Mate, she was checking the time on the office clock right next to you. You need to get away from your work more often, you're beginning to develop Office Girl Syndrome.
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1. I tried to watch Voltron the other day. What a terrible show! I can't believe we watched that shit back in the day. Talk about Different Strokes Syndrome.
2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.
2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.
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Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.
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I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome
Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome
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SKS (pronounced 'sucks') is when an action movie's premise supposedly revolves around a major antagonist, where in fact the villain is actually only mentioned for less than five minutes at the start of the movie, altogether forgotten, and then appears at the very end of the movie.
The villain in question typically has no identity of his/her own, only that of a 'force' to be dealt with by the hero of the movie. Typically this villain is quickly killed to great fanfare, yet little emotional context to the viewer.
SKS (pronounced 'sucks') is when an action movie's premise supposedly revolves around a major antagonist, where in fact the villain is actually only mentioned for less than five minutes at the start of the movie, altogether forgotten, and then appears at the very end of the movie.
The villain in question typically has no identity of his/her own, only that of a 'force' to be dealt with by the hero of the movie. Typically this villain is quickly killed to great fanfare, yet little emotional context to the viewer.
"Did you see Transformers? I wish Megatron had been in it and had a real character more than he was. I think he was suffering from Scorpion King Syndrome."
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See: The Mummy Returns
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