fucked blind

Being fucked so hard that you can no longer see. Everything turns into a blur.

Oh my Charlie had me fucked blind last night. When he finished I couldn't see anything it was all just a big blur!

by Bjornn October 3, 2015

fuck deep

A high level to which you're into something.

Billy asked me if I could help him fix his car. I told him, "No man! I'm FUCK deep into a project right now. Maybe next week?"

by mrgconn July 21, 2018

A fucking egg

What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.

Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...

by Zombiedead3 YT October 27, 2019

Fuck Twins

2 People who always seem to mess something up

Person 1: Where the hell are they?
Person 2: I dont know they are fuck twins always fucking shit up

by JimmahLebouche January 18, 2010

Fuck the children

Changing babies and toddlers with proper consideration for cleaning services

I'm not sure how to fuck the children but my wife doesn't require any tape.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Fucking donkey

A random thing Gordon Ramsey says using donkey as an insult and adding fuck to it

You fucking donkey

by Green circut January 24, 2020

Time-Fuck

To picture a person/the people around you dressed and acting as though they were in a different place and era or point in time.

I'm time-fucking Brittney and her friends as peasants in the 1500's right now and I don't think I've ever wanted to see someone working a field so bad.

by Ringnecpheasant January 2, 2012