blue shit

Clearly being the worst of the worst. Not only is it bad, but it is distinguishable amoung other shit for being so bad.

Tomb Raider is the Blue Shit of bad movies.

by NW at UofR April 1, 2007

shit for brains

1. A stupid, careless person.

2. A person that has fecal matter in their cranium.

1. "Jack is a shit for brains idiot"

2. Intern: "Holy shit this man has a bad case of 'shit for brains'."

Doctor: "Jesus Intern your right, we must get this fecal matter out of his cranium."

by swompwhomp March 23, 2009

fried shit

Used to show exactly how dumb is someone compared to fried shit

You're as dumb as fried shit for not knowing ....

by QazWsx April 26, 2006

shit carnival

Used to denote an atmosphere of confusion and extreme workload in an office environment. Is offen used in alert level notices.

NOC Current Alert Level: Shit Carnival

by Renton December 3, 2004

shit on dick

While performing anal the partner that is being penetrated poops on the others penis. leaving for a dirty sight

Alyssa: hey im gona poop
Drew: please dont "shit on dick" me

by ilovemen69 April 7, 2015

Shit Sword

1. Object used to fill in college essays that have come up short of the minimum amount of words.

1. ...in conclusion, George Washington is, and always will be, and american icon......Shit Sword.

by Mr. Ass-Bee-Honker July 21, 2009

shit is bananas

crazy, things aint goin yo way,
also to describe a situation.

Yo girl broke up with you for now reason man shit is bananas.
also u can put any word in for shit
ex.
dude is bananas
bitch be bananas
moms is actin bananas

by DRAMA-ZONE 6 May 3, 2008