Butt raisins

The small, stubborn slivers of shit that come out of your ass after you're finished with a dump. Nothing comes out unless you strain every muscle in your ass for 20 minutes until you finally release the butt raisins.

Man, my asshole is empty, but those butt raisins really put a toll on me *huff* huff*

by Bob Brown December 2, 2007

butt gopher

someone knowingly being ridiculously annoying but not admitting it.

'you are being such a butt gopher right now!'

by blallwin July 7, 2008

Slutty butt

Nickname for married women who like to do lots of guys and also does fags on occasion.

Did you see slutty butt yesterday when you where in F.G

by thistakesforever February 21, 2009

butt twat

Someone who uses their butt hole like a common twat! Or someone who enjoys anal sex sometimes referred to as D-Luv.

Joe-"That new guy at work is kinda cool"
Stan-"No, I heard that guy is a real butt twat"
Joe-"You're right D-Luv"

by R-Danger December 5, 2007

Butt fog

A lingering smelly fart

You farted 10 minutes ago? Yea. Jesus this butt fog just wont go away!!

by Sirweighalot March 18, 2009

butt turkey

A random insult or exclamation used when something happens that just bursts your bubble or makes your blood boil.

When you play Pokemon and you use Vulpix and your enemy sends out Marill and it uses water gun and you're like "OH YOU FUCKING BUTT TURKEY!!! ><'" It really gets on your nerves.

by omg_i_luv_2_eet_monkey_shit November 5, 2006

geek butt

The phase after swamp ass were the area between your ass cheeks gets chaffed.

Wow I had a horrible case of geek butt after playing basketball..

by beetle007 February 7, 2008