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Pube Head

A boy named peter elliot-Smith aka. Peterschmidt! who simple has a head which instead of having the usual normal hair, has wierd wirey looking pubic immitating hair that curls around just like your genatailier would have around them!
by eSKi MaN DeM August 8, 2004
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turtle head

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom
I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.
by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002
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breakfast in head

A righteous sexual manoeuvre, appropriate for any romantic man.

When the girl asks for breakfast in bed, he makes a special effort to wake just before her. As she stirs, he pulls the covers away and pins her down with his legs. He then carefully aims his orgasmal trajectory facewards. After depositing his load in the target area, he proclaims, "There's your fucking breakfast. Coffee?"
We had a wonderful time in Venice - really enjoyed San Marco, saw an orchestra perform Verdi, went to an opera; at the hotel she took it up the grand canal and I gave her breakfast in head.
by Commode Dragon August 6, 2010
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jug head

A person from stoke on trent.
So called because one of the main products of the area is pottery.
could of been worse, the other main product is toilets.
I've got nothing against jug heads but I just wish they would stop calling everyone "me duck"
by Mr flibble April 18, 2004
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salad head

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus
I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.
by TooSick4U October 13, 2007
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head job

the reason a guy would fadunk(see fadunk)a slut(see slut)
this girl gave me a head job last night and i got kinky and fadunked her
by random thoughts August 14, 2003
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Old Head

Older person who has/still does smoke weed, usually comes from the 70's drug era. Uses odd terminology such as; grass or trees, loves smoking joints, and is a very odd to smoke with in general.
Yo Matt's dad is such an old head, he freaks me out when we smoke together.
by joeblowv1 April 22, 2010
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