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Polak-says-what-index

An index describing the level of "Polak" in a given sentence. Perhaps best used by Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, in a lecture given to a local business school in Scranton.
Business School Student: "How has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"
by SEO1988 January 20, 2010
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do what you want

When told to "Do what you want", your interpretation of that sentence may seem to come simply at first. You may be thinking the person telling you this DOES indeed want you to do what it is YOU want.

However, if you are of the male gender, and a female says this to you (ESPECIALLY IF YOU AND SAID FEMALE ARE ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED) there is a decent chance that this person does NOT want you to do what you want to do. In fact, chances are they want you to do the OPPOSITE of what you want to do.

You may be asking "But why?? Why even ask if there is already an expected response...?". And there's an easy answer to that: women never have a simple answer.
So guys, next time a lady tells you to "Just do what you want", maybe think twice before acting.
Zach: "What would you like to do after the dance?"

Maddi: "Oh, it doesn't matter. I don't really care. You can just do what you want."
by WomenEverywhere September 26, 2013
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what do you mean

my stupid friend mackenna said this when I asked her what word I should put on urban dictionary
“what should I put on urban dictionary?”
what do you mean?”
by captainlizeth March 13, 2018
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know what I'm sayin

I got nothin to say but I'm hoping you don't know this
ya know? I ain't gots nuthin tuh say, ya know? I jess be flappin ma lips, know what I'm sayin?
by tejasbullet January 10, 2008
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Thats what she said

Something dirty that a female might say during sex
Example 1: after larry let the pizza lay out and it became stale.

billy: arrrgh its so hard

Johnny: Thats what she said

Example 2: Joe and Trenton were eating ice cream.

Joe: mmmmm this tastes sooo good

Trenton: Thats what she said

Example 3: Jack and Nick Were at a party last night.

Jack: last night was the best, it was so fun.

Nick: thats what she said

Example 4: Adam and Tyler were waiting in a line that was hardly moving at all.

Tyler: FASTER!!!!

Adam: Thats what she said
by Epic Trenton August 3, 2011
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what da dog doin

So anyways, I was down on my knees, ponytail in my hair- WhAt dA doG doiN?!
by slap cheese on a bald head December 1, 2021
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A rebuttal to an absurd, completely uncompounded, and over the top argument or statement.
Idiot: Well what if he invited you over to kidnap or kill you?
Intellectual: What if the world was made of pudding?
by Fish985 December 17, 2022
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