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Fuck And Facial

When a guy fuck's his partner and then squirts jiz all over there face afterwards.
Chad : Hey Jake wanna go bar hoppin tonight?
Jake : Sorry I can't im washing Kiersten's hair!
Chad : Gee that sounds gay!
Jake : Oh but that's after I give her a Fuck And Facial!
Steve : Hey Chad I cleaned all the toilets and sinks now can I have my Fuck And Facial?
Chad : Sure Steve meet me in my office!
Jake : Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : It's how I pay for Steve's services you silly boo!
Jake : Like I said Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : Just get back to work Jake Jesus Christ!
by SlopNChop July 6, 2018
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Pretty As Fuck

A lady like a fine and brisk day. Talks like a sweet sonograph. Sexy ass hair, dresses nice. Freaky, Adorable eyes and freckles, Dresses cute, Slim and thick. Salty, kinda weird, seem dour but really cool, daring and ingeniously far out AF. Is very nice but can really dog you out if you fuck with her. Can talk about anything and good to be around , makes good reason for the perfect BFF . Takes such good care it's melting to those she's faithful to like a wifey.
Guy 1: Brande is pretty as fuck but she look so serious all the time.

Girl 1: She pretty as fuck but something wrong with her.

Girl 2: Bitch she's good! You just mad she doesn't act like your sour dumb ass.

Guy 1: That girl is soooo funny but, pretty as fuck!!

Guy 1: First off , she pretty as fuck , sharp , goofy, can cook and can hold a nigga. Boyy get lost, that's MINE

Girl 1: *Gives Kiss* Good morning.

Guy 1: Man you're pretty as fuck laying down

Girl 1: She pretty as fuck, I want to eat her pussy.
by Denmarkwhat September 1, 2016
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munch to fuck

Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.

This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.

When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.

The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.
Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!

Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.

Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.

Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!
by Beester May 16, 2009
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Fuck Voyage

Sexual Rumspringa in any young or old persons life. A literal fuck fest with several different partners.
Spencer has just begun his first fuck voyage, having slept with three new partners this week.
by CSUChicoCrops June 25, 2016
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Atomic Fuck

When you fuck somebody so hard that the atoms collide and cause a nuclear blast, disintegrating everything nearby.
Frank: "Why is Jake not here and half the town is missing?"
Josh: "Because Jake atomic fucked a girl into oblivion"
by erp01 February 5, 2018
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puffle fuck

Noun:

Displeasure order distain for another's emotionally unstable view of ambiguous gender identity or gender "fluidity."
If you want to be taken seriously on scientific subjects, don't be a "puffle fuck."
by Say nay July 9, 2017
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Semper Fucked

Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.
Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.

Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
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