Adam Smith Pimp Hand

Your ability to control your ho(s) through a proxy that cannot be traced back to you. Or using a third party to control your pimpin business. As always, a pimp hand can be strong or weak. It is preferable to keep your pimp hand strong, even if you are not directly involved.

Because the pimp was frequently out of town, he used his Adam Smith pimp hand to keep his girls in line.

by freemark$ December 29, 2009

Holding hands through the capflap

When there is a gay/lesbian couple and one of them is out and the other isn't.

Holding hands through the capflap

In Skins:
Emily to Naomi: Still holding hands through a cat flap, aren't we?

by propernorthernlass May 18, 2009

Wash Your Fucking Hands

A simple reminder to all the lazy people who haven't washed their hands in a long time.

Lazy Person: *doesn't wash their hands*
Germaphobe: NIGGA WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!1

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

I'm washing my hands

A more direct way of alerting someone that you are no longer available to whine to.

Mary: Chad cheated on me and I really need someone to talk to.

You: I'm not going to say: "I told you so". I'm washing my hands of this madness.

by Felhamster October 13, 2009

One handed dab

When you feel the need for a sick dab but you’re playing Nintendo wii so you can only use one hand

One handed dab - the movement of the inner part of the elbow over the face in rapid or repeated movement

by Padre_Dadre October 21, 2017

Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time

Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil

by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018

one handed tomb

A variation of the sexual position known as The Tombstone. This act is performed using just one arm, leaving the other totally free to perform the (Get) Lucky Dip

The Coach picked the Iron Sheik up for the one handed tomb.

by Gerry McCandless June 21, 2006