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Big Fat Squasha

When someone fishes for compliments and detractors at the same time.
AdoraAdora is a big fat squasha
by voiceofreason456 December 1, 2009
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Triple Fat Deuce

an unflushably monstrous turd
That triple fat deuce was so colossal it probably didn't even make a splash.
by f'd March 13, 2011
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fat n furious

The first person to make it to the buffet bar after its replenished.
Dude, did you see the two fat n furious fuckers bump biscuits on the way to the buffet?
by sorrymom October 29, 2009
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Fat Ass Brownie

A fucking fat turd that wont flush

A fatass dark kid.

Can also be used to refer to a fat nigger.
I clogged the toilet with a fat ass brownie!

Damn that kid is a brownie!

That fat brownie stole my bike!
by Pako Delgado March 10, 2008
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Fat Ass Tine

Fat Ass Tine is a girl who is the fattest runner you will ever encounter. She likes to roll to the finish line because our coach has to have food on a fish line and wheels it in to get her to run/roll. Everyone I know calls her fat ass, even the coach, cuz she's just so damn big. If you would like to help this girl lose weight please fwd emails of encouragement to me and I'll send them along to her. Thanx in advanced!

Much love to Fat Ass Tine....lord bless her fat ass
by Ihatetine November 11, 2004
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fat people syndrome

Caused by the fat person's feelings that society looks down on them for being fat. Usually more common in females since they are typically more ostracized for being overweight.
Victims become obsessed with losing weight or (unfortunately, more commonly) just trying to make themselves appear less fat.

Diet pills, miracle weight loss programs, etc etc.

Talking about exersize/eating well, caring WAY too much about dressing nicely (even in casual situations).
Some try to be overly sexual, ie hugs to EVERYONE, tattoos (esp. tramp stamps), dressing like sluts, being strippers, talking about sexual things, overall trying to make themselves more sexy
Unfortunately, attempts are usually counterproductive. Trying to act slim only pisses people off and makes them notice obesity more.
Closely related to short people syndrome
Example 1
Jackie: OMG I went to the gym like ALL DAY. Right after I finished my Lean Cuisine and took all my diet pills, (blah blah blah trying to seem less fat)

Jessica: Shut the hell up bitch everyone knows you're fat

Example 2
(Jackie runs up to Mark and gives him a huge hug, from which he cowers away)
Jackie: OMG Mark wanna see my new tattoo?!?!?!?
Mark: thinking "dammit i gotta sit through this fat people syndrome again"
(Jackie turns around and pulls down her pants to reveal her FAT ASS CRACK and a slutty butterfly)
Jackie: OMG OMG like it?!?!?!?
by Rastaroth May 14, 2009
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madame fat fuck

fat french teacher who hates bananas yet is willing to lick nutella off of the guch of one of her 8th grade students. enjoys arizona speed bumps yet when the car hits her, she sends it off of a cliff, then jacks off her shemale cock over the cliff and hits her former blind lover
Mrs. Mininger (fat ass) from McCord Jr. High in Sylvania, Ohio, known by her students as madame fat fuck
by Chris Spinks May 27, 2008
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