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Chicken lickin' road

A Chicken Lickin' Road, or CLR is a 6'7" Chicken that has been spotted by a Chicken Hauler, Can not Name Names.This 6'7" chicken has some kind of mutation and is colored like a woods duck. It is said to head out into the lanes of Interstate 90 exit 35,Harborcreek Exit. It is said that the Mutated chicken licks the roadway and that a Chicken Hauler seen the giant bird and hit the Jake and trailer brakes and jack knifed that night!
Their was a 6" 7' "chicken lickin' road" standing on I 90.
by Chicken Haulers friend January 19, 2010
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Jerked Chicken Taco

The act of whacking one's self off whilst giving a girl face.
Person1: Man that Jerked Chicken Taco was awesome.

Person2: Eh, a little too fishy for me.
by Chimeratech Overpwn January 10, 2009
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burnt chicken nugget

A burnt chicken nugget can mean two things one being McDonald's screwed you over the other being a nickname for a great human being
Example god this day is like getting a burnt chicken nugget
by Foodmadoods May 21, 2017
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mexican chicken finger

Whe you apply a liberal amount of extra spicy mexican hot sauce to your cock and trust the spicy drumstick into a gilr's filthy snatch. She will then begin to scream "ayeee, ayeee" and love you forever. Strictly for classy immigrants that speak little English.
"Yo, I put Frank's Red Hot all over my dong and hammered her until her pussy looked like a taco that got stepped on my an angry walrus."
by Nick June 11, 2006
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Headless Chicken Race

A group of people working under pressure, frantically, expending a lot of energy without making any real progress. Garrison Keillor describing headless chickens; "without the extra weight, they can really go." Think "deadline set by the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert."
The project was late, so the boss decided to add a dozen people to the team, and it turned into a complete Headless Chicken Race.
by Robert Merrill June 22, 2006
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Boneless chicken wings

The less honest cousin of chicken nuggets, boneless chicken wings are deep fried lies and whoever enjoys them can never be trusted, they are most likely a Russian spy or a reptilian imposter.
"Hello I'd like to order some chicken nu- I mean boneless wings" *lizard noises*

"hey look over there, it's that nerd Trever with his boneless chicken wings, what a loser. We can not trust Trever"
by Graceful Spoon May 23, 2018
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Kentucky Fried Chicken

Chicken That Brings People Love....
Mom: Were Getting Kentucky Fried Chicken For Dinner Cj.

Cj: I Love You To Mom.
by Cj1835 November 9, 2009
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