Colombian Pink Eye

When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.

Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.

Steve: No shit?

Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.

by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022

Mango with green eyes

they look cool and healthy to eat

look its a mango with green eyes

by 88w88 August 8, 2021

domestic side eye

when layla says something down

layla called me a dog, domestic side eye

by layla hater March 29, 2023

Brown eye guy

A guy who really enjoys a good look up close at the Mysterious brown eyed monster

Mark is totally a brown eye guy!

I truly enjoy zooming in on a nice clean brown eye, you could say I’m a brown eye guy.

by Wordvamp13 April 22, 2020

Jack Septic Eye

This would look great on a mug

I fucking love Jack Septic Eye

by Cochoco August 2, 2018

Brown eye Betty

The act of snorting cocaine off of a female anus
(See also Brown eye Benny)

I haven't been this high since The brown eye Betty I did from Madame josianne in the ninth grade.

by Someone very else February 3, 2013

Brown eye of a shitstorm

The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.

Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.

by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020