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water

the best mother fucking drink in the whole fucking world drink it and you're tits will grow to an E cup
mom - wow where did those come from
me - I've been drinking my water
by kiara b August 13, 2019
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Water

by Cthulhuzzz January 13, 2019
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Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!
Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.
by Stoney69 June 22, 2022
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Coffee and Water

A term that means sex, or someone who wants sex with someone else

More common in Western European countries, and used to hit on people in diners and breakfast restaurants
Can I order some coffee and water from you? cause I’m getting thirsty
by Kevin_cheese June 13, 2022
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Water bug

Similar to a Mud Cricket, only the female jumps boat to boat getting drunk and getting railed. You can find her with dueschbags in big wake boats or Expensive pontoons bought with daddy’s credit card
Bruh, I would fuck with her, she may be hot but she’s a Water Bug
by Fishinboy July 28, 2020
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you do not recognise the bodies in the water

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by Among us 22 December 23, 2023
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Still Water

by m1chael3 November 28, 2024
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