Fucked Monkey

A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.

1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"

by balls1888 April 28, 2010

Sympathy fuck

Fucking out of pity or pressure

Mrcy: I can't believe that you and Jason talked me into a sympathy fuck for r on

by dellbeatey November 3, 2018

Fuck ocean

Fuck Ocean is the insult of all insults. It is used to describe someone who you despise most. It was formed due to someone being called a “fuck yard” due to autocorrect.

From there it steamed to “fuck ocean” because lots of fish have sex inside of them, pee inside of them etc.

Basically meaning absolute nonsense but a great way to confuse, and insult at the same time.

Becca-says something annoying

Megan-“you’re a fuck ocean”

by Babysharkdodoo March 30, 2019

velvet fuck

Tongue fucking.

Sassy,
I can't wait till I have your ass high in the air and you feel my balls slamming against your ass. That will be after a velvet fuck (you know, when your man tongue fucks your ass).

by Noony Moush March 12, 2014

Squid fuck

A very retarded 11 year old got mad at his friend and instead of saying fuck you he said “squid fuck”

Squid fuck

by Skeen peen 69 420 October 26, 2019

[fucked].com

say if u have a test or exam and you didnt prepare for it.....

Jesus....im fucked.com!!

by Padraig L December 17, 2008

chest fucking

When a male (or female) aggressively rubs his or her genitals on the upper ribcage of a particularly flat-chested girl. It's basically a boobjob but without the boobs.

Sam had really small tits, so we did some chest fucking before sex.

by Bangry Bob April 11, 2016