penis teeth

When you've been sucking wangs so much your teeth are covered in wang residue.

Gross, go brush your penis teeth!

by Jerry Burris January 28, 2009

penis in the vagina

Something obvious or something that everyone knows about.

It's called penis in the vagina because everyone knows about sex.

Guy to his friend: 8 times 9 is 72? Really?

Guy's friend: Wow. Penis in the vagina, dumbass.

by XoXo_ December 11, 2010

kamari penis

a very small dark penis

Girl: "Have you seen Kamari's penis?"

Kamari penis

Girl 2: "Yes, it's so dark and small"

by therealesthomieintheworld December 1, 2014

chinese penis

A term used to describe the severe shrinkage of one's penis after a swim in sub-Arctic temperature water.

'Man that water was cold, (looks down pants at shriveled cock), I've got a case of chinese penis'

by sum ting wong December 17, 2013

E-PENIS

a man's online ego, often growing in size with his forums post count, forum rep, and acquiring of a 10 dollar host booter.

player a - "dont fuck with me troll, dont you know who i am? ill drop your net for a week kid"

player b - "holy shit bro, just hit 4k post count? e-penis must have grown another inch"

player b has disconnected.

(msn) kodey tinney is now offline.

by FFCORBY December 15, 2010

Penis Fingers

Penis Fingers tend to happen when one is tired or intoxicated and cant seem to hit the right keys, or hit several extra keys all at the same time. Meaning No matter what you do your typing looks as if you typed it with your Penis.

John: whjat are yoiu up top tonight man?

Marc: Not much dude, seems like you have a case of Penis fingers tonight, lol.

John: seriouluy, I know right!?

by Spazet May 16, 2011

seasoned penis

a penis which has been finely garnished with many exotic herbs and spices

"bulu zulu is carefully putting the last touches to his seasoned penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003