Adam Smith Pimp Hand

Your ability to control your ho(s) through a proxy that cannot be traced back to you. Or using a third party to control your pimpin business. As always, a pimp hand can be strong or weak. It is preferable to keep your pimp hand strong, even if you are not directly involved.

Because the pimp was frequently out of town, he used his Adam Smith pimp hand to keep his girls in line.

by freemark$ December 29, 2009

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Holding hands through the capflap

When there is a gay/lesbian couple and one of them is out and the other isn't.

Holding hands through the capflap

In Skins:
Emily to Naomi: Still holding hands through a cat flap, aren't we?

by propernorthernlass May 18, 2009

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Wash Your Fucking Hands

A simple reminder to all the lazy people who haven't washed their hands in a long time.

Lazy Person: *doesn't wash their hands*
Germaphobe: NIGGA WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!1

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

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I'm washing my hands

A more direct way of alerting someone that you are no longer available to whine to.

Mary: Chad cheated on me and I really need someone to talk to.

You: I'm not going to say: "I told you so". I'm washing my hands of this madness.

by Felhamster October 13, 2009

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Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time

Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil

by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018

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sword hand dance

Fancy euphemism for handjob. As in you're taking a sword(penis) in your hand and dancing with it.

"How did it go at the ball, ol' chap?"
"Oh magnificently, she showed me her family variation of a Sword Hand Dance and then we had crumpets. After she washed her hands, of course."

by Greed3514 November 14, 2017

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