by DontBeASnowflake March 5, 2021
Get the Guys Answer All Questions Daymug. People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
Get the Has been sexiest guy/girlmug. Weirdos who think they're "cool" or "alphas" most of the time they're lonely and have never seen a real woman like ever.
Russel Heartly: to pick up a female (or some call them mares) you have to...
Literally everyone: shut the hell up bro
Kurtis Conner: why do guys who call women females exist. We should burn them to the ground.
Literally everyone: shut the hell up bro
Kurtis Conner: why do guys who call women females exist. We should burn them to the ground.
by Star.Mohddd August 23, 2023
Get the guys who call women femalesmug. by Swiftfoul20 September 9, 2020
Get the Guys I can’t stop poopingmug. by japanadianboy March 9, 2012
Get the that cool guy from up the streetmug. giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"
Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"
by fuck me bill cosby May 13, 2013
Get the giving a guy candy for his birthdaymug. Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.
by southernfried July 15, 2010
Get the single seat of straight guy separationmug.