Who is fucking this cat?

Said when someone attempts to take control of a task or activity to assert dominance.

Have we tried this approach?

Who is fucking this cat?

by wife,am August 14, 2010

Cat-Assed Bastard

1) A bastard who is so particularily bastardly that he deserves a longer title. The bastard also has a tiny, pink asshole like a cat. Go figure...

2) A mythical beast that had the body of a man and the ass of a cat. It is known for being a cat-assed bastard as defined above.

1) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Yes, let us throw rocks at him.

2) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Those aren't real.

by Maxxorz September 22, 2005

Cat Piss Lady

A woman who goes to your place of employment only to bitch and complain about stupid shit. She smells exactly like nasty cat urine and looks like a fat retarded troll. Enjoys lots of mustard and hates any race besides white people. Loves to say "shut the fuck up" and "Jesus Mary and Joseph." Never try to tell one of these women to leave because they will threaten to call the owners or corporation. They think they have the right to be rude and harrass others. Finally they are hoarders, drive ugly p.o.s. minivans and enjoy wearing cat sweaters.

Fat cat piss lady used to come to my job at micky d's. Then she called my girlfriend a dumb black bitch. So the general manager fucking elbow dropped her and told her to never come back.

by macdonaldsfreezerrapist September 23, 2012

General Tso's cat

commonly substituted for the chinese food dish known as 'General Tso's chicken' in some lower end chinese food restaurants. such an establishment may be identified by the presence of several live traps in the back alley. some of these may contain a cat, raccoon, or small dog, awaiting their newfound destiny as a cleverly disguised menu item.

'hi, i'll have the teriyaki dog, an order of pigeon fingers, and the General Tso's cat.'

by carlton berry September 8, 2007

wet cat syndrome

When a person suddenly becomes extremely grumpy, and looks/feels/acts like a wet cat (hissing, pouting, general spitefulness). This is typically brought upon by undesired moisture, especially humidity or sweat.

My wife's wet cat syndrome tends to flare up in extremely hot weather. She can't handle sweat or humidity in public places. She becomes a miserable grump.

by twill August 13, 2015

fat cat meow

A highly valued output by very senior executives and politicians hugely appreciated by their peers.

The higher their pay and the lesser work they do, the louder and more screeching their fat cat meow. It has an infectious effect on nearby cats of the same fur.
The meeting today was so full of fat cat meows it was almost entertaining!

That meeting was so full of fat cat meows it was painfully amusing!

by cre8destiny December 12, 2018

peek-a-boo cat

n: when one's penis reverts into the pubic region via shrinkage, thus creating a peek-a-boo effect, whereas the penis becomes concealed one moment and visible the next; usually occurs in the event of a cold submersion, the presence of fat bitches, FUPA(S), and/or nauseating wenches.

Joe didn't want to go skinny dipping, because he was afraid of exposing his peek-a-boo cat.

by TWCstuntin July 27, 2010