Raiders just lost to the 49ers 89-6.
Shit's weak!
Gordon's girlfriend was crying cause we wouldn't give the bear back.
Shit's weak!
Shit's weak!
Gordon's girlfriend was crying cause we wouldn't give the bear back.
Shit's weak!
by Holden_Kills July 24, 2007
Get the shit's weak! mug.While the shit and run has always referred to taking a shit in an inappropriate place (usually as a joke) and then high-tailing out of the location, the newest iteration involves taking a shit in a girl's house after you have had a one night stand with her and then leaving the house immediately (flushing the toilet is optional).
Jack: Dude, where were you last night?
Mark: Met a girl at the bar but she was so fucking annoying I had to pull a shit and run.
Jack: Did you flush?
Mark: Hell no!
Mark: Met a girl at the bar but she was so fucking annoying I had to pull a shit and run.
Jack: Did you flush?
Mark: Hell no!
by Nair December 21, 2010
Get the shit and run mug.v. - A shit where a lump of constipated shit is blocking off a collection of Diarrhea shit, ergo, upon the release of the constipated shit you have "popped the cork" of the shit.
Guy1: "Who the hell was that screaming in the bathroom?"
Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."
Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."
by BananaChem August 21, 2010
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Get the shit sniff mug.The type of books that rot the brain and are just generally shit. Usually aimed at teenage girls, they have the same black and red covers and are about vampires or werewolves.
by borntoboogie December 17, 2011
Get the shit-lit mug.Sergeant Steamer: "Please tell me Ma'am, what exactly happened to you last night?"
Shit Rape Victim: "Well, I was sound asleep in bed, and I was awakened by the strong smell of feces. When I turned from my side there was a man standing over me, holding a piece of shit approximately 6 to 7 inches in length. He then told me to be quiet or he would hurt me severely, so I did as he said. He then tied me up, and began inserting the piece of shit in my vagina, my asshole and then in my mouth....until he became so excited that he came all over my face."
Sergeant Steamer: "Can you identify the piece of shit that violated you in the line up we've assembled?"
Shit Rape Victim: "I'll try my best, but it was dark in my room, and I didn't get a good look....maybe if I was able to smell them too, I could easily identify this perpetrator."
Shit Rape Victim: "Well, I was sound asleep in bed, and I was awakened by the strong smell of feces. When I turned from my side there was a man standing over me, holding a piece of shit approximately 6 to 7 inches in length. He then told me to be quiet or he would hurt me severely, so I did as he said. He then tied me up, and began inserting the piece of shit in my vagina, my asshole and then in my mouth....until he became so excited that he came all over my face."
Sergeant Steamer: "Can you identify the piece of shit that violated you in the line up we've assembled?"
Shit Rape Victim: "I'll try my best, but it was dark in my room, and I didn't get a good look....maybe if I was able to smell them too, I could easily identify this perpetrator."
by estimated_eyes June 7, 2009
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