finkle fuck

When someone is acting like a prick.

Eduardo is acting like a finkle fuck today!

by bananafuck September 12, 2015

Fuck-nah

I’ll be damned first! No way is that shit happening! Not a chance! No fucking way!

So you want to cliff dive naked? Ok ... umm yea , Fuck-nah!

by Datsron February 4, 2021

Fuck Fit

The level of physical fitness one tries to achieve after a break up or in anticipation of an epic weekend. Usually in attempt to be appealing sexually to another guy/chick.

1) "Hey, you hear Heather dumped me?"
"Yeah, sucks man. Sorry to hear that. Well, time to get fuck fit and get back out there."

2) "Hey, Rick is getting married."
"Seriously?! When?"
"In July. The bachelor party is in Vegas the week before."
"Cool, that gives me plenty of time to get fuck fit again. I look like shit!"

by Silent Guiche February 4, 2021

laing fuck

when you so angry you say fuck in every sentence

he acting like a baby, chucking a laing fuck here and a laing fuck there

by poobahdefines June 28, 2020

happy fucks

fucking happy people. optimists.

"do you see that optimist over there?"
"yeah, happy fucks"

by 1directionnn January 20, 2021

Fuck-Nard

A male perceived to be lacking in good judgement.

I knew her boyfriend was a fuck-nard when he bought condoms at the Dollar Discount store.

by CanuckEh! August 17, 2018

funnel-fuck

When a large group of people suddenly try to fit through a much-too-small doorway, stairwell, etc.

similar to "bottlenecking"

Man, I hate the 34th street N train entrance. It's always so crowded...a total funnel-fuck.

by GrebbyBoeby August 17, 2008