Digital Pink Eye

When someone proudly shows you a photo of their shit on their phone and you automatically catch Pink Eye!

I caught digital Pink Eye when mooty showed me a photo of his turd.

by Turdologist March 27, 2022

dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.

Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.

by ManMan36 May 11, 2016

Red-Eye Competitive

The art of staying up till 2 AM or later playing Competitive games (TF2 competitive, CSGO matchmaking, etc.)

I was doing some red-eye competitive with Jim last night, I feel like I'm hungover now.

by Lord_Obama January 25, 2016

Leaky-eye Syndrome

It's when your eyes water from hay fever or chopping onions.

I got leaky-eye syndrome from chopping onions.

by Sinead Jackson June 15, 2018

The Cyclops with Pink Eye

Removing a prosthetic eye and inserting it into receiver's anus.

"Dude, my girl and I made The Cyclops with Pink Eye, I've had pink eye for a week now."

by JA1995 August 19, 2018

Eye lyek toortels

Pronunciation: eye-like-toor-telz
Used to break an awkward silence or to let people know how much you like turtles and how bad you are at spelling. See I like turtles.

John: Hey Bob what are you doing
Bob: Jacking Off
*Le awkward silence*
Bob: Eye lyek toortels

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016

Whispering/Third Eye

These words refer to vagina or female genitalia

I miss your whispering/third eye

by Seighten January 6, 2021