chocolate fart

When you fart and some liquid poop comes. You then smear the liquid poop into your underclothes.

Dude1: Ah, dude, I just had a chocolate fart!

Dude2: I hope you're wearing underwear.

by deepspace10 December 4, 2010

A glitter fart

Do u ever just have one of those days where your naked and u end up sitting on a pile of glitter and some gets sucked in your butt and u forget and then suddenly ur there and ur dogs licking marmalade of ur gooch and u fart glitter in its face and u think where the fuck did that glitter fart come from

Mike: why the fuck does ur dog have glitter in its nose
Trevor: I had a glitter fart again and the dog was hittin a soft spot
Mike wtf

by Daddy Nature69 August 1, 2018

fart freckle

A fart freckle is a spattering of liquid poop on the face of a sexual partner that resembles freckles.

Jane had a diarrhea all day, and when John was munching her box, She sharted, giving him fart freckles.

by scrimmy bojj November 6, 2013

Bottle Fart

The unpleasant sputtering sounds created by a bottle that has nearly emptied its contents.

*bottle fart* "Are you kidding me?"

"What?"

"You just used up the last of my K-Y, motherf***er!"

by Austin H. June 17, 2008

Akaward Farts

The act of farting in a very small crouded room with lots of people which all have stopped talking and they all glare at you.

"Ewww! that guy just farted and everyone heard it, he is such a major dumbass".

Guy 2: maybe it was the running shits.

Guy 3: Naw it was just uncontrolled.

Guy: heh heh thats "Akaward farts" for ya ha ha.

by TactialFarts69 November 28, 2011

Homo Fart

The sound one makes with his or her mouth while pretending to do martial-arts moves, sword attacks or anything requiring a "fast movement" sound.

My kids annoy the shit out me with constant homo farts for atleast an hour after an episode of Power Rangers.

by Jean Kellie November 8, 2011

Dick fart

A person who is more awkward than a crooked dick

That women was a huge dick fart

by Nickswallows July 6, 2016