butt pussy

Something a straight man does not want to give up...his ass to an ass rapist or butt pirate.

I was walking down Stark street in Portland when I heard this big black saying in a deep gruff voice, "I am looking for some pussy...some butt pussy."

Me: Clinch my cheeks and walk away fast.

by shacknasty February 7, 2010

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butt-plug

Something you stick up your ass when in jail to avoid getting raped.

Ted the Lifeguard put a butt-plug in his anus so randy sasquatch wouldn't rape him

by Tyrone May 13, 2005

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A straight man who is very highly prized in satanic gay communities in both the U.S. and especially Canada - and whose butt hymen is completely intact. If his butt hymen has not been torn yet, then HE'S GOOD TO GO FOR THE HUMAN SACRIFICE!

"I refused his offer of yet another double jaegerbomb as I had already drank ten of them. And, fearful of the way that he kept staring at me, I politely informed him that I was still a butt virgin and that I was going to stay that way!."

by bus bozo January 1, 2008

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Butt cracker

A piece of shit that gets flattened in between the cheeks of your ass (after an early morning dump), and throughout the course of a day, it dries and becomes brittle, just like a cracker

Man I need to go home and get rid of this huge butt cracker, it's starting to itch.

by MightyT June 19, 2010

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