Egyptian Cat-Leg

The act of taking your dick out of a chick's vagina and finding that she shed her nasty pubes on you, and there are crabs running around that look like little cats.

You immediately lose your stiffy, and it slumps there in semi-boner mode-- thus looking like a cat's leg hanging from your southern region.

John: Bro, it was a nice f*ck, but I got a nasty little foreign surprise.

Mitchell: What was it?

John: I ended with an Egyptian Cat-Leg, and had to walk home with that deflated animal hanging from my groin.

Mitchell: That's f*ckin gross. Get away from me.

by Powerful F. October 5, 2009

Russian Cat Party

The meaning of this phrase is disputed among historians. Some believe it originates from a secret cult of people who dress their cats up like famous Soviet leaders and put them in a room, meanwhile the owners sit around and drink tea. Revisionist historians believe however it is a phrase used to describe a prolonged period of wild activity.

Historian 1: Then they all sat around drinking tea and discussing the economy at their strange Russian cat party.

Revisionist Historian: "That was a mental Russian cat party of a weekend!"

by Russian Cat Party December 3, 2009

cat boy

A word used to describe when a boy is going from a twink into an otter or a bear. It is the middle stage where the boy outgrows the twink description but is not fully ready to accept being a bear. Cat boys are usually around 5'6 to 6 feet tall, possess the much desired dad bod but with nice arms and legs, not alot of body or peubic hair, smart, love to have fun and go on a dad hunt (aka look for dads), and are normally versatile.

Wow, that young boy has a nice gut but isnt totally hairy yet, he is obviously a cat boy.

by Evilqueen May 14, 2015

cat fucking bastard

One who takes advantage of a situation for personal gain... so much so that he/she makes it look as easy as fucking a cat. for example, scoring an open net goal.

Hey, way to take my beer when I wasn't looking, you cat fucking bastard.

by 905 Residents January 10, 2007

The Hay Guys Cat

A beautiful cat that was in love with Taylor, Tara, and Poonai all at once, but Taylor broke it off and now it is complicated. The Hay Guys Cat is a she and she likes to go by "Hay" or "HGC" for short. The HGC Virus can be contracted from The Hay Guys Cat. It involves uncontrollable laughing, the constant need to think and say "HAY GUYS" out loud in an obnoxious voice, and itchy hives. There is no known cure

-"Hay Guys"
-"Hay, have you seen The Hay Guys Cat lately? She hasn't been returning my calls."
-"Did you check Mikula's room?"

by HGC Lover November 1, 2008

Raining cats and dogs

As correctly stated, this is a literal phrase dating from 17th century England. Back in the day, peasants used what little land they owned for crops and such, so could not afford to keep cats and dogs on their land. As a result, people used to keep their animals on the thatched roofs of their cottages. When it rained heavily, the thatching became very perilous and slippery, causing the cats and dogs to fall off!

Oh golly, it sure is raining cats and dogs old chap!

by NickR June 22, 2005

Cats Don't Dance

Cats Don't Dance is a freaking awesome movie about the people of Hollywood's treatment of animals. Danny, a life-loving talented cat travels to Hollywood to become a star, but is put in the background as animals can not have substantial parts, and can only make noises, and most importantly; cats don't dance.

The movie is largely overlooked by the mainstream, and killed Warner Bros. Films with the lack of box office sucks, but remains an underground classic for people who can swallow their pride and enjoy a movie with suave style, a great point and awesome music.

<guy> That's quite a nice DVD collection you have...but where's Cats Don't Dance??
<other guy with DVD collection> What's that?
<guy> *points at article*
<other guy> Holy ultima, that sounds awesome. I'll buy it on eBay this minute!

by Benjamin St. Skambankt May 27, 2007