piss wringer

Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.

Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.

by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023

Pussy Piss Baby

A pathetic person who sleeps too much and is ugle (typical male)

He is such a Pussy Piss Baby

by Averysmallcatinaverylargebox April 8, 2024

goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

by GoonPisser April 26, 2024

Satan's Piss

the drink created when mixing apple juice, grape juice and diet coke.

me: "what're u drinking?"
cool guy: "satan's piss bro"

by liisadumbstupididiot December 21, 2020

piss-wank

Someone who is an absolute wanker and a thot. They think they're the best at everything and don't care what any other people think.

Look over there at Archie! He's such a piss-wank

by Whatta Meme May 31, 2018

Piss up a rope

A phrase often used to tell a person to leave them.

Go piss up a rope joe

by The real pahooga January 4, 2022

Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.

Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025