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tong head

Someone who was pulled out of his mothers vagina with tongs at birth and still has the impressions on his head, or just a nice derogatory name to call someone you dont like.
Hey Jesse, you're being a real tonghead.
by Krisoff July 24, 2004
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Satan Head

Getting really rough head from a girl because she is super "horny".
Girl got horny, gave me satan head. Hoe went Emily Rose tried to break the bed.
by Blitzthe6x6 October 23, 2011
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head-flu

This condition describes a host of symptoms normally experienced the day after a large intake of alcohol. Symptoms include: headache, dry mouth and general sluggishness. There is no known vaccine although avoiding bars and parties is thought to help.
There is also no known cure, however, consuming alcohol at the onset of the symptoms is proving successful in clinical trials. The FDA has yet to approve this treatment as it has resulted in alcoholism in some cases.
Todd: "Is Brendan at work today?"
Reggie: "No way, that guy was thrashed last night, he soooo has head-flu"
by M. Y. Round December 16, 2008
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nicked in the head

someone who has lost the plot. mild case of insanity. does unexplainable things usually when intoxicated
dave: did you see what tom did last nite

joe: i no i cant believe he tried shagging a tin of beans

dave: hes nicked in the head man, he doesnt know what hes doing after a few beers
by yorkshire kiddo April 25, 2011
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head-jammed

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, instead of giving a warning that he's about to come, he suddenly grabs her by the back of the head and pulls her face into his crotch.
While Ann was going down on her boyfriend, he unexpectedly head-jammed her, causing her to scream at the shock of the mess he made on her face.
by The Rizzle Fo Shizzle October 28, 2007
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the walking head

When someone gives another person a blowjob while walking.
The fluffer: "quit walking so fast"
Sir. Murkalot:"I'm walking as slow as possible."
The fluffer:"the walking head is hard, who told you about this?"
Sir Murkalot:"just some some chode who wanted to Quin"
by Sir Murkchode January 24, 2014
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heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.
If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!
by Tomastoes May 19, 2013
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