hot pocket

Pussy. The warm, moist inside of a pussy.

Damn look at the lips on that hot pocket, I'm trying to fuck!

by Ilovemesomeme February 17, 2006

Hot Plate

Baseball term coined by a young woman in Twin Falls, ID, on July 6, 2011. Recognizing a need during a NY Yankees game for a term describing a runner on both 2nd and 3rd bases, "Hot Plate" was born. Disregarding the objections and mocking of the Hansen High School Pickle Ball Champion of 1994, this amazing young woman preserved to bring you the latest in baseball history. Spread it.

Announcer: "Oh man folks, we could head into extra innings- we've got a Hot Plate on our hands!"

by ESwD July 7, 2011

Hot nickel

What your anus feels like when you have to defecate so immediately that the fecal matter is almost protruding from your body. The phrase "sitting on a hot nickel" is synonymous with "have a turtle head poking," "prairie doggin' it," and "touching cloth."

I have to poop so bad it feels like I'm sitting on a hot nickel!

by Professor of Poop Euphemisms November 1, 2013

fat hot

Someone that is fat, but would be considered attractive if one's standards were lowered just enough.

Derek: I'd never do that girl.
Robert: Yeah, she's fat.
*3 hours later*
Fat hot girl: That was mediocre.
Derek: Don't tell my friends.

by insouciance April 2, 2009

Hot Takes

An opinion (GASP! Sharing your opinion online!?!?!?) that isn't popular at all and, let's face it, will get you spammed by "JohnnyBillBingus2001," who will enjoy your suffering as he punishes you for sharing your opinion.

PokeFan3: Everyone's just choosing Pokémon Scarlet because of the lack of clothes on Professor Sada.
(Next Post)Bandai Namco needs to learn how to make good Digimon games.
GraphicNovelDude1997: L bozo + Ratio! Trash! L, I say! L! You are banned from my comic book store for these hot takes!
PokeFan3: You know it's true 🚬

by EmogusalDamager November 14, 2022

hot or cold

Somehow means you will get beat up...although I'm not sure if that's when it's hot or when it's cold.

Thugs approach you and start a harmless conversation. Then one asks the others "Is it hot or cold". I don't remember what the answer was, but next thing I knew I got my face punched and they all ran away.

by dpc453 August 11, 2006

Hot and crusty

Hot and crusty is a sexual position which is uses by both men and women to stimulate their partner. One rubs their feet against the bed to create friction and then uses said foot to stimulate their partners genitalia. The heat caused by the friction leads to the "hot," while the "crusty" is a reference to the bunions, calluses, and or fungus on the person feet. Hot and crusty can also refer to a small bakery/eatery.

Dude I would love for that babe to five me a hot and crusty

hey we should visit a hot and crusty for some chocolate donuts

by Schmerman January 27, 2011