Caught yellow-handed

A way of saying caught red-handed. This term usually applies to people of Asian descent.

Ching Chong was caught yellow-handed.

by The Yellow Fellow November 8, 2018

Scottish Hand Shake

a hand job

matt is such a slut. he gave him a scottish hand shake.

by jasonalex123 March 17, 2009

Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

by M Digga August 24, 2006

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

Banana Nut Hand Job

A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.

Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.

by T.o.L. May 29, 2010

one handed phone call

A phone call made whilst masturbating.

Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls.

by pseudonymkiller July 28, 2009

Arizona Lemonade Hand Job

The act of pulling out lemons from another persons ass hole.

Person 1: You know what they say... when life gives you lemons

Person 2: You stick em in your girlfriends ass and pull a Arizona Lemonade hand job

Person 1: Oh I heard that is pretty refreshing
Person 2: Quenches my thirst! 👍🏼

by tmelliott3 February 12, 2017