White Party

A large noisy gathering, generally of overweight middle class young white people, at a popular dine-in restaurant to celebrate some special event such as someone's birthday. Always features many tables pushed together to form one big one, mixed up orders, separate checks, slow service and an overwhelmed wait staff.

I'd like another beer, but the waiter is preoccupied with that damn white party over there.

by Valet Parking Hater April 1, 2010

Slappy White

The act of defecating directly into a vagina.

This bitch was SICK dude...she wanted me to give her a Slappy White.

by Nahman May 1, 2009

White people

Unlike what most shitheads on this site say. White people are individuals of European descent with lighter skin. Nothing more, nothing less. White people have been hated on for many years for something that no white people have participated in today such as colonialism in Africa and in the Americas, cheating Native Americans out of their own land, spreading smallpox and killing 90% of their population as they hadn't built immunity to the virus. Initially, Native Americans were going to be the slaves of Europeans, but because too many of them were dead, Europeans resorted to shipping West Africans to their colonies, so that they could produce, sugar, rice, alcohol and pick up cotton etc. Despite the sinister history of Europeans, this does not mean it is OK to bash Europeans. It's like bashing Arabs for the minority of terrorists and bashing Germans for the holocaust. Ironically, some Minorities complain about being oppressed, when they literally say racist shit to white people. Essentially those people should know better and should grow up and stop being ungrateful little shits as white people are doing the best they can to help fix race relations. Take BLM for example! Most who participate in the protests are white, it obviously exemplifies that most white people have a good heart and have no hate whatsoever in them.

White people are individuals with less melanin, that's all. Stop with the racist definitions.

by UltimateDoge June 13, 2021

white cat

Sustained emotional high / plateau.

as opposed to a Black Dog; Winstone Churchill's synonym for his depressive moods.

The metaphorical stroking of Dr. No's white cat while simultaneously ordering enemy's execution.

Hey dude, where's your white cat ?

Not to be confused with, Hey Dude, where's your white kitty ?

by stillwaving April 13, 2011

white ts

when a guy cant find a chick and he goes out with random chicks to have sex

A white ts guy

by Spencer ezralow February 28, 2009

White rings

A white ring worn any finger of either hand symbolises that the wearer is a part of the lgbtqia+ community

The white rings on their finger shows that they are lgbtq

by The asexual June 1, 2021

White Bread

an African American "brotha"'s way of referring to a white person thats off da hook

"Yo, wuddup white bread!"

by lala May 13, 2005