happy fucks

fucking happy people. optimists.

"do you see that optimist over there?"
"yeah, happy fucks"

by 1directionnn January 20, 2021

Fuck-Nard

A male perceived to be lacking in good judgement.

I knew her boyfriend was a fuck-nard when he bought condoms at the Dollar Discount store.

by CanuckEh! August 17, 2018

funnel-fuck

When a large group of people suddenly try to fit through a much-too-small doorway, stairwell, etc.

similar to "bottlenecking"

Man, I hate the 34th street N train entrance. It's always so crowded...a total funnel-fuck.

by GrebbyBoeby August 17, 2008

Pretty As Fuck

A lady like a fine and brisk day. Talks like a sweet sonograph. Sexy ass hair, dresses nice. Freaky, Adorable eyes and freckles, Dresses cute, Slim and thick. Salty, kinda weird, seem dour but really cool, daring and ingeniously far out AF. Is very nice but can really dog you out if you fuck with her. Can talk about anything and good to be around , makes good reason for the perfect BFF . Takes such good care it's melting to those she's faithful to like a wifey.

Guy 1: Brande is pretty as fuck but she look so serious all the time.

Girl 1: She pretty as fuck but something wrong with her.

Girl 2: Bitch she's good! You just mad she doesn't act like your sour dumb ass.

Guy 1: That girl is soooo funny but, pretty as fuck!!

Guy 1: First off , she pretty as fuck , sharp , goofy, can cook and can hold a nigga. Boyy get lost, that's MINE

Girl 1: *Gives Kiss* Good morning.

Guy 1: Man you're pretty as fuck laying down

Girl 1: She pretty as fuck, I want to eat her pussy.

by Denmarkwhat September 1, 2016

Smuck Fuck

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!

Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!

Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!

by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020

Piggy fucking

When you fuck a fat girl and you make her keep her shirt on so you won't see her fat jiggling.

I was piggy fucking Keisha all night, she is a big bitch.

by Lo77 October 28, 2014

Fat Fuck

A dangerous combination of massive obesity and stupidity whose also an overweight good for nothing person who refuses to work and relies on other people to take care of them.

Nic is a fat fuck

by MrShagYourMom February 12, 2020