milk penis

milk penis; a penis that you lose during the early stages of puberty in all normal male humans.

'my milk penis fell off yesterday! i'll have a new one in a few weeks'

by Dr J. Crome May 14, 2006

Ian penis

An abnormally tiny penis ranging from about 1 to 3.5 inches.

-That kid doesn't know what he's talking about.
-Well, I guess he's trying to make up for his Ian penis.

by 100010110 February 7, 2007

penis smoker

1) One who gives head...

2) A homosexual male

I bet she's a good penis smoker... ;)

Jake, quit acting like a Penis Smoker

by Big D March 1, 2003

penis circle

A tightly constructed formation in a circle of men, preventing anyone one else from entering (usually girls of a less attractive manner, or uninteresting fellow males)

The needy virgin lost hope in acheiving sexual intercourse with her friends after the guys formed a penis circle.

by vaGina NaGrina January 5, 2008

Trump Penis

1.
A common condition where ones penis looks like trump.

2.
An oddly small penis, one that can easily fit in trumps small hands.

"I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee it".

"Man I have a trump penis, what a shame".

by Urban Moderators February 24, 2017

Keiths Penis

A really really tiny Penis

Damn You have a Keiths Penis

by SomeGuyYouMayOrMayNotKnow May 31, 2014

Skinny Penis

Matthew

Oh look at skinny penis over there

by Alexidaddy Franklin May 3, 2018