National Basic Bitch Day

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.

Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.

by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019

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National Throw Erik Day

Take your friend erik, and throw him across the room (11/11)

George: Lets throw erik, its national throw erik day!

by jefferystalin November 11, 2020

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National Jelly Bean Day

National Jelly Bean day is celebrated on March 23rd, created by the YouTuber, Steamer, and Tiktok-er; JellyBean.

"HAPPY NATIONAL JELLY BEAN DAY"

by Aquar1us March 26, 2022

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National bake a rapist day

National bake a rapist day takes place on the 27th of September. It is a very important day, reason being that you can simply find a rapist and bake them. Heat them up in an oven of yourchoce, at whatever temperature you desire. (Really, you can do this when ever you want, but doing it on said date will wield the best results.) lets aim to make this day more well known, so that all rapists can die :D

Hot person:oh look, its a rapist! CMERE BOI! ITS NATIONAL BAKE A RAPIST DAY! YOU’RE GOING IN MY OVEN!!

by Ixmin August 15, 2021

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