real life critter

someone you can't believe actually functions like a normal human being. is usually 30+, female, has kids, and thinks the world revolves around her and her feelings.

"today at work i got verbally abused by a real life critter who thought i'd personally insulted her. i wish i had."

by ihateclownsandchildren July 28, 2009

Soft life bishead

Derived from the uk slang term Soft life Babe
Referring to girls who are independent and attractive. A soft life bishead uses her promiscuity to extort the victim to spend money on narcotics such as alcohol, weed , nitrous oxide to feed an addiction she can afford herself

How could you let a girl make u spend that much on whip in one night, watch out for these soft life bisheads

by Unclerukusbabatunde June 20, 2023

feels life man

Deep talks with your bro but no homo its just Feels life man

Feels life man, Feels life man....

by FeelsLifeMan February 20, 2018

dylans sex life

another word for abstinance

dylans sex life:
ryan; my sex life is like dylan
hitler: so abstinance basically?

ryan: noooo
hitler:well thats sad

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 April 10, 2017

Real Life Superhero

A Real Life Superhero is someone who creates a superhero identity, usually consisting of a superhero name and superhero attire, and uses it to do patrols and/or missions that include helping and saving people, protecting people, and/or fighting evildoers, or going around looking to do those things.

Last night I saw a Real Life Superhero named Tothian patrolling around New York City, keeping people safe!

by HeroesNetwork March 7, 2023

jup life

finishing second at everything in life. Including video games, sports and anything relevant. Being a whiny bitch and quiting when down also constitutes being jup life.

Damn, that fucker sucks so bad he's all jup lifed out. He should be more like the champ (twan)

by twan February 10, 2005

more life

to be dumb

Tyler has more life

by lasdgasdfg October 29, 2021