do wut i like

Doing what you like, Usually used in Hawaii as a slang for Do what i please, Leo Tanaka originally made it. but i do wut i like boi

Dean Bot: Ho like gank my lane?
Godsfame: Do wut i like boi!
Dean Bot: K then u faka

by Modafakaaaaz February 7, 2014

what you doing tonight?

When you have a retarded friend and you ask this they will say your mom.

Kid: What you doing tonight?

Kids retarded friend: Your mom.

by I got highground November 7, 2018

Do I Wanna Know

An amazing song by Arctic Monkeys.

Friend 1:What is the best song on the entire universe.
Friend 2:Do I Wanna Know by Arctic Monkeys-Duh..

by toni lupin February 15, 2021

Do Nothing Bitch (DNB)

A chick that just tries to be pretty and be taken care of by someone else.

UFC champion Ronda Rousey famously said, "I have this one term for the kind of woman my mother raised me to not be. I call it a Do Nothing Bitch (DNB), the kind of chick that just tries to be pretty and be taken care of by someone else."

by foggy708 September 10, 2015

Dead dove: do not eat

A fanfic tag that warns you to take the other tags seriously. For example, if one tag says 'non-con', expect non-con. Don't think, 'ah, it's probably just dub-con.' If the tags say 'organ harvesting', expect literal organ harvesting. Don't take it as a joke or exaggeration. You were warned.

Very commonly misunderstood as a general warning of bad things to come, because it's so often used beside more serious tags, when really it's a specific warning not to take the other tags lightly.

(Originally comes from the TV show Arrested Development, referencing a scene in which the character Michael Bluth finds a bag in the fridge that says DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT. He opens the bag anyway, before wincing, and saying, 'well, I don't know what I expected..')

#medical malpractice #human experimentation #gore #major character death #dead dove: do not eat

by squaresquire June 9, 2023

I should be doing homework

Hello! You're most likely procrastinating right now. I can imagine that big pile of homework sitting next to you that is all due tomorrow. I would tell you to stop browsing urban dictionary but I know you won't listen. Good luck, you'll need a lot of it.

P.S. Faking sick can sometimes be a good excuse and can give you an extra day to complete that homework that I know you probably wont do today.

I should be doing homework.

by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019

wat dat mouf do

The most polite way to request oral sex.

I had a great time too, it was really nice meeting you. In fact, I was wondering, wat dat mouf do?

by tonithy March 14, 2014