long bean

A penis.

"Why does my long bean hurt?"

by The potatoes January 18, 2022

Bean

A derivative term for someone with an oblong or Unusal head

Henry got a haircut, he know looks like a bean

by El mario January 10, 2018

Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3

JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@

by amburned January 9, 2019

Green Bean

Someone who is half Irish and half Mexican.

"Why does Jesse always drink Jameson's when he's always speaking Spanish?"
"Because he's a Green Bean esé; his dad's from Dublin but his mom is from Guadalajara!"

by Gigantomachy February 25, 2015

vannila bean

The frog in your toliet that jumps on your ass when your taking a crap in the middle of the night

"I caught another vannila bean last night!"

by Purplefluffballsofdoom October 28, 2013

Bean bag

A fat beaner, equal to or greater than a whole bag of beans.

"you're a bean bag"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

Bean bagged

The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.

"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"

by Bumsheek September 20, 2015