Cunt Bagel

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.

Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.

by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017

Being a cunt

Doing a colin

Margaret today was being a cunt while playing f1 2022

by 420thatsallfokes August 22, 2022

poisonous cunt

A person who talks to all and sundry in negative and demeaning tones . Not a nice person at all

Glenn is a really poisonous cunt he always talks bad about people

by Farmzie July 1, 2016

cunt cobbob

An insult to use when bored or angry and just need two words to slam together.

Your such a cunt cobbob I should smash your face in with a steel pipe.

by cubt cobbob master November 4, 2013

asmr cunt

Any of the live animal-eating douchebags responsible for contributing to the spread of the recent coronavirus from Wuhan, China.

Person 1: Did you see that video on Youtube of the girl who ate a live octopus. Apparently, she also filmed herself eating CAT MEAT.
Person 2: Oh her? I saw her disgusting content. How is that asmr cunt not demonetized yet?

by theemokidfromhighschool November 29, 2020

Cunt nugget

A proper dick head. This phrase is usually used in Northern Ireland

Look at that real cunt nugget,I’m gonna stick my boot up his arse.

by Kenosaurous Pine Cone February 14, 2018

cunt mint

1. n. A breath freshener for less-than-fresh vaginas.

2. adj. A person who is like a cunt mint. (See also: douche, loser, fake bitch.)

Becky pretends to be nice, but she's a needy bitch. It's all an act. She's like a cunt mint!

by BrianMonster February 1, 2014