The Voice of the Valley

A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a time to each and every single resident unlucky enough to be living within a 25 mile radius of the 98038 area code, containing 4 month old news, an editorial from some old guy who thinks he knows what's the best way to handle current events yet is obviously not playing with a full deck of card, feature articles about someone's missing cow or which goat won best in show at the local hee-haw fair, and 90% advertising.

"Oh snap, our mailbox just exploded from the 10 Voice of the Valleys we just got. But wait! We finally get to know who the students of the month were 6 months ago!"

by VotVsuckslolrofl September 30, 2004

Joel Valley

A period of unresponsiveness by a close friend to myriad questions and talking prompts often followed by prolific response to a randomly selected collection of said questions and prompts.

"I haven't heard from Derek in ages - I'm bracing for the stream of thoughts on the other side of the Joel Valley."

by The Mödling Watchman February 4, 2021

hope valley

hope valley, a place where every man hopes to go.

(the valley between the buttocks of either sex, depending on your sexuality)

Person 1: "Where'd you wanna go this gap year?"

Person 2: "Magaluf, with a visit to hope valley without a detour to shit creek if at all possible."

by Victor Schmuck February 8, 2015

Maple valley

A place where everyone are stuck up bitches likes to shit talk . Tahoma is full of hoes and tries put people down people like to judge you for what you do . Maplevalley is a place where kids try and act cool by doing drugs and over dosing and going to party’s getting blacked out drunk .

Maple valley is a hell hole

by 420fuckitup October 16, 2018

wet valley

A term used to describe the moisture content of a females sexual organs when aroused

She knew she fancied him as she had a wet valley within seconds of kissing him

I could tell she was aroused by her amazing wet valley

by Crabby123 and Super Fox January 22, 2014

Napple Valley

Place where nappling occurs, usually a bedroom, bed, couch, or field of wildflowers.

Why don't you come over to my Napple Valley and we'll have a quick napple before the party?

by Ms. Napple March 15, 2010

Lea valley

Lea valley is a school where the most shit happen such as, fire alarms getting pulled every hour, fights happening every second and a new principle every week. Lva is trash, its ghetto and the people in it are even more trash. The teachers are shit and waffle the most and misuse the system. I really recommend u going lva, it's a experience you'll never forget, trust me

going lva, it's a experience you'll never forget, trust me

idiot: yooo lea valley is so ghetto the fire alarm got pulled again
stupid: really! that's the 5th time today

by I sucked ur nan last night May 16, 2020