awful skunk

One who's life is a grain of sand on the beach of life. An utter douchebag who does not deserve fame nor fortune. The burden on your existence

Darryl: Joe shoved his bagels in my tear ducts again... My eyes are welling up.
Joe: What an awful skunk...

by AwfulSkunk69420 November 15, 2016

Sugar Skunk

An individual cursed with insufferable body odor who attempts to mask it with yummy perfume.

Mtume smells like doom and tries to cover it up with yummy perfume.

Tyrone smells like provolone and tries to cover it up with yummy cologne.

My heart sunk when I discovered my one night stand was a Sugar Skunk.

by Vanilladream October 2, 2014

skunk fingers

To have ones fingers drenched in foul vaginal fluid

Hey mike, I got skunk fingers from that ten cent hooker over there

by T Dye May 7, 2018

Drown the skunk

The physical act of taking a shit.

I just ate some bad Chinese food, now I have to go drown the skunk.

by Green Panda King November 7, 2017

Urban Skunk

Slang term used when describing the smell of marijuana wafting through the air in a parking structure in an urban area.

"Dang! It's only 8 am on a Monday and someones smoking that Urban Skunk"

"Oh shit, whats that smell?" "I can't be sure but I think Urban Skunk."

by poopwindowofopportunity June 30, 2014

Skunk's foot

The opposite of a rabbit's foot. An unlucky charm.

When I play cards or slots with my wife I always lose - she is a real skunk's foot.

by bosmo November 14, 2016

skunk water

When your diarrhea is so bad that the smell of it causes people in nearby rooms to describe it as a dead animal must have come out of your ass.

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

by JoJo Dancer June 26, 2018