granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016

granny hanny

some dumb person

jkjk she cool

omg where is granny hanny

by not katelynn May 19, 2017

Granny Rocket

A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.

Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.

by blondelover69 July 5, 2022

granny hooking

To shag a prostitute over the age of 50

Tom went granny hooking, the filthy fucker!

by Fit bitch September 4, 2017

granny hangers

The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.

Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?

Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.

by DoinkBoy March 15, 2014

granny fit

a granny fit is just like any other fit accept form it can be fixed by placing a cushion on them as seen on Cops on zone reality

Q: hey tim had a granny fit last night
P: did they get him some cushions
Q: yes
P: good

by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009

granny hannie

Someone who is very sweet and caring, like a friendly grandma who gives everybody chocolate biscuits!

by lolo February 18, 2003