shit

Shit is the vulgar word for poo

I need to just shit in the toilet.

by GS Level June 17, 2020

Shit

1. Sugar
2. Honey
3. Iced
4. Tea

WHICH ONE OF YE DIDN'T FLUSH DA TOILET AFTER TAKIN A SHIT?

by NO BODIES HERE. March 22, 2019

To shit on

1. To demoralize
2. To defecate on a person or object

1. Johnny promised Mark to shit on Dave's business.

2. Johnny also decided to shit on his toilet

by Joseph Stalin IV June 22, 2017

Shit

Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend

That little shit can die in a hole

by Tbh.justbored July 3, 2018

shit

a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.

Jimmy: aw man i am constipated

Katrina:go take a shit
Jimmy:alright

by XePoison February 26, 2018

shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

Shit

When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it

Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.

by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019