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Gooch Sander

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.
Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.
by JJ January 19, 2004
mugGet the Gooch Sandermug.

Gooch-Off

The liquid excreted from your ass that accumulates and flows down your gooch.
Damn, that gooch-off was tasty as hell.
by tommyboy69420 March 9, 2021
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Gooch Syndrome

This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!
Andy "Good morning!"

Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"

Andy " I already did take a shower."

Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"
by Ling ling 2013 September 8, 2013
mugGet the Gooch Syndromemug.

Gooch deodorant

Deodorant put between your ball sack and asshole to prevent sweating and disgusting stench.
Yesterday in gym class, I put my gooch deodorant on becuase my bal, sack was sticking to my leg.
by Bluewaffledude October 26, 2011
mugGet the Gooch deodorantmug.

gooch mane

overgrown pubic hair that extends to the perineum region
that boy got a gooch mane like BRR
by radrictheentertainer May 22, 2011
mugGet the gooch manemug.

Trench Gooch

Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water
"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"
by bowsersgoochcrust January 11, 2021
mugGet the Trench Goochmug.

Quindaruis Gooch

To be quite Qundaruis in the Gooch
Louinard is Quindaruis Gooch
by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019
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