deathly finish

where you shoot oneself in a fatal place but you stay alive until you bleed out, so during this time ,while you're alive, you try to masturbate and finish as you die

'im fed up with life but i want pleasure......i might as well do a deathly finish'

by ALLTIMELOW69 February 21, 2014

Flem Finish

When a man ejaculates into his partners meat wallet with out letting them know. Afterward the man plays it off as if he never fully came, while his partner is still unaware that a giant load resides in her

Hey man, I was really tired and wanted to go to bed last night so i Flem Finished my girlfriend then rolled over

by tbone03081989 May 19, 2016

Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown

Had an undeclared sly

Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown- Spoon

by Millers1995 August 09, 2024

nice finish

When you achieve something you wish to accomplish in a timely manner, and get the recongnition of your peers

Adam: Hey Dan did you get all your homework done so you can work on your basketball jumper

Dan: Yeah I did Adam I got all of the homework done I got a lot of practice in.

Adam: Nice finish Dan!

by EarlySpore November 29, 2018

finish the bacon

When there are sexual encounters yet to be finished, and they are very very serious.

man 1: dude I got cockblocked last night
man 2: dude that sucks
man 1: yeah, now I've gotta finish the bacon

by sierynn February 04, 2017

finishing the document

Slang used by middle aged married men who use business as an excuse for homosexual activity at gas stations

“Honey, will you be home soon?” “Sorry dear I’m just finishing the document and I’ll be home soon.”

by Tralalalash September 27, 2023

Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018